Well hello there, 2014! So pleased to make your acquaintance. You’re a nice looking year — so much promise; so full of hope. You just make sure you fulfill your potential. So many people are counting on you.
Your predecessor was very kind to me and for that I am grateful. But 2013 wasn’t all that nice to some of my family and friends. So I’m hoping that you can do better on that front.
So… you just do your best and I’m sure we’ll get along. And if you see fit to be as lovely to everyone as 2013 was to me… well, that would be truly AWESOME!